Kill me in a record shop.

Note: This post may harm your eyes to go haywire. Or rather, like this ><. Do not read this post to prevent yoursef from having eye problems. I repeat, do not read.

Hai fweekerzoids. 2day ish a borleeng deh. I'm sho bwored unteel i twpe lyke deese. I teenk i shood change muah brogger brogskeenz bck 2 white. :D
The peekchure needs 2 be changed 2. So lkk ohlehdee. See ohlehdee werry sianz. fweekerzoid want 2 cwee8 new brog. 4 nonserns onlee. ^^ bytheeway, my emrailz is flooded buai facebook. I have 1000 prus prus emailzz. pro a notz. I wan 2 change mua emailz, but i cannotz theenk of aneetheenk nwice. ):
Wan 2 help meez? I though of sometheengz like: annemariepwnzyou@hotmail.com, annemariekeelsyou@hotmail.com, annemarieluvz@hotmail.com
But all sound werry the noobz. Help mua theenk okeysh. theenk ohlehdee den tag on mua taggyboarddyz. thank youzz. Me ish so the bored leh. Serpose 2 go NAFA openhouse today one, but eweryone lyke so the lehzee. rot at home only. Sian lah ok. Talk to me on msn shomeburddy. Maybe i shud go call scjebitch to talk naowzz shince i is sho the bhoredds. Mua post today ish like rubbish la okehsh. U don't needaa reed this ones. Okehsh fweenesh ohlehdee. Time 4 u to go c opteesion ^^
if got eye ploblem don't come fwind muah, ok buaizzz.
Lub u all lahs. <3

[/EDITED] Mua stomach ish friggin pain naowz. Cos fweekerzoid laughed the whole day about __________ with brian. That stupid chairman is wee-erdz. And he can't read what fweekerzoid ish writing heere, laughs. Okaysh, i changed my email again.
Fweel fwee to add me at annemariekillsyourbrain@hotmail.com
(Okay i pwomish to keep this emrail for long long okaysh. ^^)
Buaiiz lubb you all fweeks!